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Memorable Quotes

of Steven C. Adler, BA, BFD, AH,
 

The following is an abridged collection of some of the more memorable quotes of Mr. Steven C. Adler, B.A.

It is no better to be called a genius by a fool, than a fool by a genius.

 
  (1980, in 8th grade)  My candid response to my friend Josh Lovett when Elmira Coleman said to me,
"Steve, you is a Geen-e-ious"
     

All extremists should be taken in the yard, and shot in the back of the head.

 
  (1993) said at a dinner party, referring to my intolerance of intolerance
     

 Unfortunately, I had three plumbs.

  
  (2005) said to my neighbor's wife, as I exited, and she entered her mother-in-laws bathroom
     

 Anything worth doing, is worth doing twice.

  
  Well, isn't it?
     

 If I had a penny for every great idea I've ever  had,  I would give you my two cents.
  (2006), in fact, just as I was typing these, I thought of this.  But I bet it will be memorable, so long as I don't forget.
   
I don't take Dental advice from those with bad teeth.  
  Said in reference to why I won't talk to my friend's "financial advisor" brother in law, who punches a clock and gets 1/2 hour for lunch at his financial based employer.

Incidentally, I since had learned that those with bad teeth can give quite good advice on what NOT do to about dental hygiene.

   
Think of it as "Liquid Solar Power".
  I was explaining to a group of solar PV heads why I am so particularly fond of vegetable oil as a fuel
     
Exotic Love making is yet another fine art I have tried my hand at.  
  I never actually said this, but I thought about it.  
     
     
You've heard of turning on a dime?, well this bus turns on 67 dollars.  
  What I told the parking attendant at the Washington State Fair when he told me where to park.
     
It WILL be done tomorrow.  
  This is actually a quote from Chris Goodwin, said over the course of many days.
I am ABSOLUTELY certain that was Ron Jeremy.  I have a pornographic memory!  
Genius is 99 percent perspiration, 1 percent inspiration, 1 percent humor, and 17 percent good math skills.

I have always said this. Always.

 

  
   

many more to come..........

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