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Click on the links above to see our "Wok-umentary" of our three month journey living in a bus as our family of five converts the world's first luxury motor home to run on free, waste vegetable oil, and then drive home, cross country on

The Fat Of America

August 6th, 2006
Location: Mt. Hood RV Resort
Day 25

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-         Christian Rock Band & Service 5 yards across from us…to wake up to.

-         We stopped at a rest area off of Rt. 5, on our way back into Seattle – let’s see what “Christmas” has done in the two weeks that we were gone. I’ll be darned though if I ever stay at that godforsaken lot with trains criss-crossing through Seattle behind our bus…aint gonna happen….

-         This last weekend, now that we have survived it, has been actually fun. We stayed three nights at Mr. Hood Resort, pool and all. As I said, a few Christian people around. The first night we stayed at a very nice lot. It was really close to the street though (Rt. 26) and so I thought “there has to be a better way…so I send Hubby here off to inquire within the office about a possible relocation plan. Well, he comes back with a map and the info that there are other spaces available and off we go with the house down the street.

-         Now, of course, we had our bushings “fixed” which now are very much closer to the ground, in this case the street, than intuition would dictate…we leave deep grooves in the pavement as we turn to get out of our old spot…

-         The new place we received is near the entrance of another camping area, adjacent to a busy horseshoe pit. Not so much. The only other site is a little further in and seemingly OK – a ton of kids on bicycles everywhere. We just about hit a big boulder hidden under some overgrown grasses… we set up shop and find out that the Christian group Steve ran into at the office, has picked these sites for their retreat. So as we walk off to the community fire pit for Friday night S’mores and leave our new neighbors to their private gathering for one of their own with cancer…

-         At the community fire we, that is Steve, talk a bit to and roast S’mores with Christina the entertainment coordinator who sharpens green twigs for the kids. The only people there when we arrive are a family with 2 fat children. The fat girl is the first one in line for the marshmallows.

-         Then a guy with 3 boys shows up and he seems nice…there are a few itinerant guys and of course, Steve is Mr. Social himself while all the children look to me for help.

-         It turns out the nice guy with the 3 boys is form Idaho, and Mormon. “you know – no premarital…’ as if that explains it all. He asked Steve what his father did…he himself is a worker at a Microchip factory and is at the campground for his wife’s family’s 3rd annual family reunion…he asked Steve how to say things in German, Steve…

-         When we get “home” the Christians have mostly dispersed. Did I mention that Steve had to back into our spot as they were gathered exactly in front of that spot with their little collapsible lawn chairs…

o       …yes, after our long Mt. Hood Loop” tour, which I thought would surely kill the entire family as we drove down historic scenic Columbia Hwy. with bare, under construction, roads and “narrow roads”. The drop on the right toward Columbia River, while very charming, was absolutely devastating and I couldn’t sit on the passenger seat. Oh yes, and then there were the 2 bridges that were really only one way. On the first one we met a car half way whose driver had the grace to back up and make room for us. ..of course this all happened after the engine overheated going to Timberline Lodge….and we had to stop in the middle of a turn about 5000 feet high…

-         So Steve manages to pull in backwards into this crazy spot with a bunch of Christians in the middle of their “guest speaker talk”…Steve stuck his head out the door and told them “don’t mind me” which made all of them laugh.

-         Hm, so then we go to sleep, far away from any car noise, I guess it got late while I was waiting in vain for my bread dough to rise…but, I am thinking, it’s OK because tomorrow is Sunday and we can sleep in…

-         Well, what happened instead was that at around 9 we wake to the sounds, very loud sounds, of electric guitar and drums practicing in the woods. Out of distant, sleep veiled consciousness I protest the obviously grotesque reality of amplifiers in the woods. Obvious only to me it turns out. There is a Christian rock band blasting Christian music through the woods and no one seems to take issue with that.

-         I am not saying that they were bad even. They were pretty good. That’s not the point. All I am saying is that we couldn’t stop laughing.

-         I am absolutely sure at this point that the quietest place to stay so far was the fire station near Mossyrock…lots more…too tired…

We rented this cheap ass go kart that I had to peddle!

Hellloooooo???

If I wanted to peddle, I wouldn't have been born an American.

The roads to these amazing waterfalls were not very "Elbee Friendly"  Anke thought we were all certainly going to plummet to our deaths.

"I am a skilled Professional", I told her.  After all, I was learning the exact bounds of my vehicle by rubbing her into things.

Perdy
"... and I like long walks in the woods with my family...."
We don't have these in Providence!
This was very cool!
This picnic table, apparently, is not placed in a high traffic area.